Corrupt a Wish

[Zunoa]

......I said I could choose whether to turn it on or off, lol.

ANYWAYS

Granted but it only came out in Japan.

I wish the Hot Dog Bites Crust Pizza from Pizza Hut was there forever.

Must have missed that lol
Anyway

Granted but they were made from real dogs

I wish that I had that Squid amiibo

 

[Cuddlefish]

Must have missed that lol
Anyway

Granted but they were made from real dogs

I wish that I had that Squid amiibo

Granted. Now everyone that doesn't have the Squid amiibo hates your guts and says mean things about you behind your back... and to your face.

I wish for something very specific that I'm thinking of in my head, that'd you'd be able to guess if you knew me, but will confound the people of this forum. :p

 

[ZypkerGaming]

Granted but some creepy stalker on the internet decided he wanted whatever you wanted and ransacked your house for it.

I want the streets to be filled with plastic balls.

 

[Cuddlefish]

Granted but some creepy stalker on the internet decided he wanted whatever you wanted and ransacked your house for it.

Ew. Ew. Ew. You don't even know how creepy you just made that.

I want the streets to be filled with plastic balls.

Granted, but the snow plows soon come by and plow all of the plastic balls into your driveway, making you late for work/school/whatever.

 

[Krakalakin' Kraken]

You didn't make a wish so I littered your house with mouse traps and turned your movie collection into an indestructible copy of Twilight.

I wish I was the main character.

 

[Cuddlefish]

You didn't make a wish so I littered your house with mouse traps and turned your movie collection into an indestructible copy of Twilight.

D'oh!

I wish I was the main character.

Granted. The genre of the story you're in is hentai, horror, Amish romance with a bit of whatever the hell Teletubbies classifies as.


I wish I wasn't so forgetful.

 

[Poltersquid]

granted, but now you remember every horrible thing youve pushed to the back of your mind
i wish i could live in another dimension

 

[ZypkerGaming]

Granted, but it turns out it's the second dimension and you live in 2-D form.

I wish this wish will not come true.

 

[Cuddlefish]

...

I wish something terrible will happen to me so that corrupting this wish will make something good happen.

 

[Poltersquid]

granted, but the wish lords are mad at you and just make something bad happen anyway
i wish for unlimited moneys

 

[TheDinkleBurger]

granted, but the wish lords are mad at you and just make something bad happen anyway
i wish for unlimited moneys

Granted.
But it's all counterfeit

I wish nothing happened

 

[Poltersquid]

granted, but now youve wasted your wish you fool
I wish for something to happen

 

[TheDinkleBurger]

Granted
But nothing happens
Your wish just gave my wish extra powers

I wish someone would reply to this thread

 

[Poltersquid]

granted, but ITS MEEEEEEEE
I wish for more time to come on this thread

 

[Rom-Steïn]

Granted, but you can't post because BAAAAAANNED.

I wish for an ability to drink as much coffee as I want without dying.

 

[Xadus]

Granted, but you are now forever in a state of:

I wish to see Star Wars: The Force Awakens now! (4 months before release)

 

[Agadez]

Granted, but you are now forever in a state of:

I wish to see Star Wars: The Force Awakens now! (4 months before release)

Granted but every actor in the movie has been dubbed over with Jar Jar Binks voice.

I wish I had some Moon Pie. :V

 

[Rom-Steïn]

Granted, but you have to travel to the moon and stay there to eat it.

I wish I could play better on touhou games.

 

[Poltersquid]

granted, but you can never own one
I wish for a better life

 

[Rom-Steïn]

Granted, but this is your last day.

I wish that I could heal from this wrist ache.