Today was a nice day for Sammin' Run. I started off with 3 80+ gold egg rounds, and it wasn't just because I had insane teammates! Had some bad rounds as well, but that's the fun of a loadout with a random weapon! They never gave me an E-Liter, which made me sadface.
Speaking of being jinxed, I had a "special" Goldie Seeking round earlier today. Where was the first Goldie? Across the freaking grates. We shot down what eggs we could, and took 'em to the basket. Before we got all of the eggs, two of the teammates went geyser happy and just randomly started opening geysers. The leftover eggs were taken by the time I returned. At the end of the round, we lost by one egg. Would we have won if I guarded those eggs? Probably not, but the possibility is there. One teammate was rational at the very least, so he might have followed along.
For Goo Tuber, it's not the range or the charge time that makes me dislike it in Salmon Run. It's the freaking damage. When I saw the damage buff in one of the recent patches, I thought that maybe it'd have E-Liter damage in Salmon Run, and it'd just be a quicker E-Liter with less range. NOPE! It's still weaker than the Splat Charger. Weaker, slower to charge, and has less range. Bad on all ends.
My only complaint about the Bamboozler is the lack of much of a tell when you're hitting an enemy. You have to hit a Steelhead twice, so it'd be nice if I knew I was hitting him. Otherwise, it's alright. It kills bosses fast enough.
Now time for some salt advice!
If you're targeted by a Flyfish, try to stay away from your allies. Getting splatted because of Tenta Missiles without warning is frustrating.
If you see an ally firing at enemies, for the love of Callie DO NOT JUMP INFRONT OF THEM! Ink is not ethereal, and it is not fun having a kill being interrupted by a teammate.