So, I'm new here. That Splatterdash thing sounds interesting. What is it?
Also, let me tell a little story. I have to tell somebody because I have no friends and I just experienced the best thing I've ever experienced in Splatoon:
So I was sitting at just rank B+ for Tower Control earlier this morning, like most people. But while I was in that rank... I was on point with my game or something, because I proceeded to rank all the way up ENTIRELY through knockouts, and only 1 loss. I thought "Cool, now I'll skip A- or something."
... As of early this morning, I am now rank S in Tower Control.
So, my mind blown, I looked for another match. Nothing. There was nobody. I tried again, and still nobody. Nobody in the world at S rank searching for a match at that time. But on the third try... there was ONE. A Japanese username, which I read as "Yotashi." Yotashi and I proceeded to look for many more matches, but we were the only two.
Suddenly, I got a friend request. Yotashi had gone out of his game, memorized my strange name in strange-to-him English characters, and typed my name to friend request me. I accepted, and we caught each other's drift. Laughing hysterically, I went back into Splatoon and looked for friends to join. Yotashi had started a Regular match and was waiting for me. I joined him.
First game, we were on the same team, and destroyed the other team. Second game, we were against each other, and he splatted me a few times and took the victory. Next game, we were against each other again, and I got back at him and won. All these matches were filled with hearty "Booyah" calls. Then, the ranked mode changed, ending our session. And that was that.
I have never had a more insanely funny and fun experience in Splatoon.
Had to get that off my chest, haha. I really, really don't want to brag (I hate being that guy), but I'm so excited and it's really odd to think that I'm one of the few people on the planet to have this rank right now. One of the first. As I'm typing this, it's later in the day, and I've only seen five more people looking for matches at S rank by now. I haven't been able to play a single one.