Splatoon monkey paw

[Vidknight]

or technically squid paw?
octo paw?
Screw it there's judd so we go with cat paw

Anyway the idea of this game is simple you get to wish for ANYTHING you want. No matter what it is you can wish for it, but there's a catch the person after you can come up with anything that can make your wish become a nightmare

EXAMPLE:
Person A: I wish that splattershot nova became a good weapon
Person B: Wish granted Nova is now the best weapon in the game. The entire meta revolves around quad novas and every match you play in solo queue will have at least three novas

Everybody understand? good, the only rule I really have here is to be creative and have fun with that out of the way I'll start with my own wish first

I wish for dapples to get a good kit for once even though I don't play it anymore the weapon still deserve something.

 

[SAMICOM]

or technically squid paw?
octo paw?
Screw it there's judd so we go with cat paw

Anyway the idea of this game is simple you get to wish for ANYTHING you want. No matter what it is you can wish for it, but there's a catch the person after you can come up with anything that can make your wish become a nightmare

EXAMPLE:
Person A: I wish that splattershot nova became a good weapon
Person B: Wish granted Nova is now the best weapon in the game. The entire meta revolves around quad novas and every match you play in solo queue will have at least three novas

Everybody understand? good, the only rule I really have here is to be creative and have fun with that out of the way I'll start with my own wish first

I wish for dapples to get a good kit for once even though I don't play it anymore the weapon still deserve something.

All right. 1p missles. Granted.

 

[Neko :D]

I wish for more kinds of stringers just because I like to look at them :DDD

 

[SAMICOM]

or technically squid paw?
octo paw?
Screw it there's judd so we go with cat paw

Anyway the idea of this game is simple you get to wish for ANYTHING you want. No matter what it is you can wish for it, but there's a catch the person after you can come up with anything that can make your wish become a nightmare

EXAMPLE:
Person A: I wish that splattershot nova became a good weapon
Person B: Wish granted Nova is now the best weapon in the game. The entire meta revolves around quad novas and every match you play in solo queue will have at least three novas

Everybody understand? good, the only rule I really have here is to be creative and have fun with that out of the way I'll start with my own wish first

I wish for dapples to get a good kit for once even though I don't play it anymore the weapon still deserve something.

I wish for more nozzlenose buffs and kits

 

[DzNutsKong]

I wish for more kinds of stringers just because I like to look at them :DDD

Three more kinds of Stringers get added through the next patch, but they're all terrible and there's a game-breaking glitch that completely removes their 3D models from the game.

I wish for more nozzlenose buffs and kits

H3 gets one new kit with Toxic Mist and Reefslider and to compensate for how powerful the devs think it'd be in solo, it gets hit with a fire rate nerf too.

 

[Neko :D]

Three more kinds of Stringers get added through the next patch, but they're all terrible and there's a game-breaking glitch that completely removes their 3D models from the game.

My dreams = shattered

 

[Cephalobro]

The Flyfish gets nerfed into oblivion, and now only three in total can spawn each wave, defeating the final Flyfish won't result in another Flyfish spawning for the wave.

 

[Hokuto]

Good luck standing still long enough to sink the Flyfish with Steel Eels and Scrappers chasing you halfway across the map.

I wish they gave the Inkfish toe beans.

 

[SAMICOM]

Three more kinds of Stringers get added through the next patch, but they're all terrible and there's a game-breaking glitch that completely removes their 3D models from the game.



H3 gets one new kit with Toxic Mist and Reefslider and to compensate for how powerful the devs think it'd be in solo, it gets hit with a fire rate nerf too.

What the **** is wrong with you /j

 

[sevenleaf]

I wish they gave the Inkfish toe beans.

friendship bracelet never existed so the only way we know this is through somebody posting exported models on twt every few months going "bro why are inkfishes' toes modeled like this " all very confident that they're the first to notice this

i just want tetras to be high tier again that's all i ask

 

[Vidknight]

i just want tetras to be high tier again that's all i ask

Wish granted tetras get reworked and become a top 10 but no longer has the gimmick that made it fun. the weapon get 1 single dodge roll that goes dapples length and have long endlag.

 

[Grushi]

I wish every angle shooter weapon got burst bomb instead.

 

[Catloafman]

I wish every angle shooter weapon got burst bomb instead.

Your wish comes true but because of this one sub of bomb defence up is buffed to now completely negate burst bomb leaving direct bursts only dealing 10 damage

 

[Catloafman]

My wish is easy all I want is for Splat Brella to get 90 damage back

 

[sevenleaf]

My wish is easy all I want is for Splat Brella to get 90 damage back

congratulations! splat brella does 90 damage again! ...wait, what happened to the brella shield? seems the devs managed to break that mechanic completely. and no, it's not automatic now like the gbrella, either

new wish: it'd be cool if we got to learn more about the deepsea denizens. what kind of lives do they lead? what's their society like, beyond what we see in the metro?

 

[DzNutsKong]

new wish: it'd be cool if we got to learn more about the deepsea denizens. what kind of lives do they lead? what's their society like, beyond what we see in the metro?

We do technically learn more about them, but all it ends up being is that they can file their taxes.

For mine, the colored hair tip thing they have in Side Order becomes a regular customization option in regular gameplay. It doesn't make your ink glossy like Side Order but you can just change the look of your Inkling/Octoling with it.

 

[Cephalobro]

For mine, the colored hair tip thing they have in Side Order becomes a regular customization option in regular gameplay. It doesn't make your ink glossy like Side Order but you can just change the look of your Inkling/Octoling with it.

Well, about that... due to an unfixable glitch, those won't end up showing to other players.

But apartments would be a really cool feature to have.

 

[Azhdarcho]

new wish: it'd be cool if we got to learn more about the deepsea denizens. what kind of lives do they lead? what's their society like, beyond what we see in the metro?

But apartments would be a really cool feature to have.

I actually think we can combine these. Splatoon is now a deep-sea metro-themed home designer game, like ACNH.

The Flyfish gets nerfed into oblivion, and now only three in total can spawn each wave, defeating the final Flyfish won't result in another Flyfish spawning for the wave.

Cool, they’ve doubled the number of Big Shots to compensate and their waves one-shot you.

I wish for more kinds of stringers just because I like to look at them :DDD

Behold! The Cheese Stringer.

My wish is that they would bring back the ability to see lobby power in Anarchy/X battles.

 

[sevenleaf]

I actually think we can combine these. Splatoon is now a deep-sea metro-themed home designer game, like ACNH.

DON'T THREATEN ME WITH A GOOD TIME. anyway:

My wish is that they would bring back the ability to see lobby power in Anarchy/X battles.

the matchmaking somehow gets worse and the visible powers only serve to rub in your face how horrifyingly mismatched your team is with the other team



edit: i forgot to make a wish. uhhhhhhhhhh
side order daily challenge mode?

 

[Vidknight]

edit: i forgot to make a wish. uhhhhhhhhhh
side order daily challenge mode?

Wish granted all Splatoon 3 weapons are locked and is unable to be played anywhere. To unlock these weapons you must complete a side order daily challenge which gives you a loot box that gives you a random weapon. Also these challenges take anywhere from 1-5 hours


for my wish I just simply want shifty stations to make a return in some way, shape or form.