Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[Jakkie]

By abandoning the overused joke, and facing up to your true lewdness. Like me. ;)


What if it was Cuttlefish who stole the Great Zap-fish?

 

[AlphaOmegaSplatter]

Then he's a traitor.

How do you get the Great Zapfish back to Inkopolis?

 

[Rustic]

Tell it that one of it's ancestors bit Bear Grylls on the hand.

Why do Titan Guardians always win in staring contests?

 

[SurrealSquid]

They fell in a cauldron full of coffee when they were kids.

What happens when inklings get thirsty in battle? Do they drink ink directly out of their weapons? I could imagine that being pretty dangerous when using a blaster...

 

[Anaru]

When you swim in ink and your tank is full, they're actually drinking ink, so they never get thirsty.

How many Goombas has Mario stomped on in his lifetime?

 

[IoCal]

Mario has no life; therefore, none.

What would happen if an Inkling superjumped into a wormhole full of dark matter?

 

[SurrealSquid]

His ink would become completely black, and people would give him weird looks because of his unusual black hair.

Any thoughts on the Inkbrush Nouveau?

 

[AlphaOmegaSplatter]

BRUSH BRUSH BRUSH BRUSH BRUSH

What if all Inklings were actually Octolings that mutated?

 

[SurrealSquid]

Cap´n Cuttlefish lied to us and is a traitor.

Any advice on how to outsmart chargers?

 

[Anaru]

Use Krak-On, put a beacon under their camping spot, super jump to the beacon, swing at them on way down to splat them

The real question we should be asking, how do you out-RANGE chargers?

 

[SurrealSquid]

UNLEASH THE HYDRA SPLATLING (outranges non-scoped splat chargers by a tiny bit) or FIRE YO INKZOOKA! BWAAAAAAAHHHH!

What would happen if mutated tuna fish would try to take over Inkopolis?

 

[Rustic]

Then they'd take it over, duh.

Is that Ink over there?

 

[SurrealSquid]

Nope, that's someone squidbagging. Looks majestic.

What's the square root of Woomy?

 

[AlphaOmegaSplatter]

Ngyes

Are you beginning to feel like a rap god?

 

[Hikaru54]

No, they said I rap like a robot :( so just call me rap-bot.

Should they make a D+ rank?

 

[Rustic]

No, because then you'd have people asking to become the D.

Potato is good, ja?

 

[Hikaru54]

Yes they're good. Unless it's your mic.

Am I born in the wrong generation???? Because I like cars!

 

[SurrealSquid]

You should consider developing a liking for hover boards.

What would the octarian counterparts of Callie and Marie be called?

 

[Hikaru54]

Wallie and Warie.

Are you my friend? Or my brother, my friend?

 

[SurrealSquid]

I am your father's cousin's stepsister's nephew's former roommate. We can be friends.

Can male inklings woomy and can female inklings ngyes?