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Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by Reila, May 31, 2015.

  1. Jakkie

    Jakkie Inkster Jr.

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    By abandoning the overused joke, and facing up to your true lewdness. Like me. ;)


    What if it was Cuttlefish who stole the Great Zap-fish?
     
  2. AlphaOmegaSplatter

    AlphaOmegaSplatter Inkling Cadet

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    Then he's a traitor.

    How do you get the Great Zapfish back to Inkopolis?
     
  3. Rustic

    Rustic Inkling Commander

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    Tell it that one of it's ancestors bit Bear Grylls on the hand.

    Why do Titan Guardians always win in staring contests?
     
  4. SurrealSquid

    SurrealSquid Senior Squid

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    They fell in a cauldron full of coffee when they were kids.

    What happens when inklings get thirsty in battle? Do they drink ink directly out of their weapons? I could imagine that being pretty dangerous when using a blaster...
     
  5. Anaru

    Anaru Inkling Cadet

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    When you swim in ink and your tank is full, they're actually drinking ink, so they never get thirsty.

    How many Goombas has Mario stomped on in his lifetime?
     
  6. IoCal

    IoCal Inkling

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    Mario has no life; therefore, none.

    What would happen if an Inkling superjumped into a wormhole full of dark matter?
     
  7. SurrealSquid

    SurrealSquid Senior Squid

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    His ink would become completely black, and people would give him weird looks because of his unusual black hair.

    Any thoughts on the Inkbrush Nouveau?
     
  8. AlphaOmegaSplatter

    AlphaOmegaSplatter Inkling Cadet

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    BRUSH BRUSH BRUSH BRUSH BRUSH

    What if all Inklings were actually Octolings that mutated?
     
  9. SurrealSquid

    SurrealSquid Senior Squid

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    Cap´n Cuttlefish lied to us and is a traitor.

    Any advice on how to outsmart chargers?
     
  10. Anaru

    Anaru Inkling Cadet

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    Use Krak-On, put a beacon under their camping spot, super jump to the beacon, swing at them on way down to splat them

    The real question we should be asking, how do you out-RANGE chargers?
     
  11. SurrealSquid

    SurrealSquid Senior Squid

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    UNLEASH THE HYDRA SPLATLING (outranges non-scoped splat chargers by a tiny bit) or FIRE YO INKZOOKA! BWAAAAAAAHHHH!

    What would happen if mutated tuna fish would try to take over Inkopolis?
     
  12. Rustic

    Rustic Inkling Commander

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    Then they'd take it over, duh.

    Is that Ink over there?
     
  13. SurrealSquid

    SurrealSquid Senior Squid

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    Nope, that's someone squidbagging. Looks majestic.

    What's the square root of Woomy?
     
  14. AlphaOmegaSplatter

    AlphaOmegaSplatter Inkling Cadet

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    Ngyes

    Are you beginning to feel like a rap god?
     
  15. Hikaru54

    Hikaru54 Pro Squid

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    No, they said I rap like a robot :( so just call me rap-bot.

    Should they make a D+ rank?
     
  16. Rustic

    Rustic Inkling Commander

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    No, because then you'd have people asking to become the D.

    Potato is good, ja?
     
  17. Hikaru54

    Hikaru54 Pro Squid

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    Yes they're good. Unless it's your mic.

    Am I born in the wrong generation???? Because I like cars!
     
  18. SurrealSquid

    SurrealSquid Senior Squid

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    You should consider developing a liking for hover boards.

    What would the octarian counterparts of Callie and Marie be called?
     
  19. Hikaru54

    Hikaru54 Pro Squid

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    Wallie and Warie.

    Are you my friend? Or my brother, my friend?
     
  20. SurrealSquid

    SurrealSquid Senior Squid

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    I am your father's cousin's stepsister's nephew's former roommate. We can be friends.

    Can male inklings woomy and can female inklings ngyes?
     

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