Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[SurrealSquid]

Ahhh, yes, quite a fascinating theory. But i think that ohdoifhsaoihflofsaHFOHSAOLfnhasaofgan.

Can you 360 noscope 5 people in a row?

 

[AlphaOmegaSplatter]

Ahhh, yes, quite a fascinating theory. But i think that ohdoifhsaoihflofsaHFOHSAOLfnhasaofgan.

Can you 360 noscope 5 people in a row?

Do you get the reference?

 

[SurrealSquid]

Guess I didn't. Sorry.

Can you answer my question? It has been bugging me since I was just a little baby squid.

 

[Cuttleshock]

Me, personally, re:noscoping? Absolutely not.

Why don't we have scoped Inkbrushes yet?

 

[SurrealSquid]

We need scoped blasters first.

How much does a dynamo roller weigh?

 

[Cuttleshock]

A lot more than a Carbon Roller.

Forget the Cap'n, where are the actual cuttlefish?

 

[AlphaOmegaSplatter]

DEAD.

How does one whip and nae nae?

 

[SurrealSquid]

Just don´t. Ridiculous dance moves are taking over EVERYTHING.

Will you look at my dab?

 

[SyMag]

As a wise man once said, "Just don´t. Ridiculous dance moves are taking over EVERYTHING."

What really happens with the little light in the fridge when you close the door?

 

[Cuttleshock]

It's just like stars - they don't go away during the daytime, but they can't be seen because of the sun. The little lights in the fridge are drowned out by the big warmth in your heart resulting from grabbing a snack.

Why don't we all just use piano keyboards instead of Unicode ones to communicate on the internet, expressing ourselves in music instead of the constricting tyranny of words?

 

[AlphaOmegaSplatter]

Because SCREW it.

How does one Splatoon?

 

[SyMag]

Step 1. Kid.
Step 2. Squid.

Congratulations, you can now Splatoon. :D

We never see Inklings' homes, so are all Inklings homeless vagabonds?

 

[SurrealSquid]

Nope, they are just stuck in Inkopolis plaza forever once they set tentacle in it.

Any tips on getting quad kills easily?

 

[SyMag]

It's been confirmed that 360 no scope shots are the only way to do it.

Ever wonder why the Great Zapfish doesn't just get bored one day and decide to up and leave?

 

[SurrealSquid]

It finds Inkopolis tower is way too lonely and needs a hug. Poor thing, it´s the only green building in Inkopolis, it would be lonely again without the Great Zapfish.

Do you think Inkopolis tower likes the great Zapfish too?

 

[ChipsAhoy]

It does. They share a great relationship. The green tower loves the zapfish, the zapfish loves the green tower. Twu wuv

Why do squids kid? Why do kids squid? Why does captain cuttle fish... curtle?

 

[SurrealSquid]

Why do woomys woomy? These are some of the greatest questions made by philososquids.

Can I use my splatterscope by hitting people over the head with it when challenged from close range?

 

[SyMag]

You can, but then you get a red card and you're thrown out of the match. This is what's called "losing connection to the server."

What if Splatfests are nothing more than forced dance rituals to keep the Great Zapfish happy enough to not kill everyone?

 

[SurrealSquid]

Have you actually seen the Great Zapfish's face? That is the look of a chill guy who happily hugs his loved one.

Who are the inkling's gods? It's mentioned that splatfests are held when inklings get signals from their gods.

 

[Akamia]

Humans, mistakenly thought to be extinct? Whoever they are, they apparently know how to use fax machines...

Can you believe it's not butter?