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[Hikaru54]

They can't in the game, but it's Inkling, so in theory they need to be able to.

!help?

(New page ftw!?)

 

[SurrealSquid]

Woooo! New page!

To kick this thing off, a simple question: why are there only very young inklings in inkopolis, aside from captain cuttlefish?

 

[WiseSquid]

They all spawned from the same mommy squid. the good captain is grandpa.

When the woomy's woomy who do the woomy's woomy to?

 

[SurrealSquid]

Woomy´s woomy to the grand Woomy who lives on the botton of the ocean and eats woomy´s who don´t woomy.

Do inklings even lift? Or do they just ink?

 

[Hikaru54]

They're not PashaBiceps my friend.

Can we go to the sun when it's night? And can't we go to the moon when it's night?

 

[SurrealSquid]

No, the sun completely disappears during the night, so there´s no way we can go there. We could reach the moon by launching ourselves with a huge cannon though.

How can inklings stand upright if they have no bones?

 

[AlphaOmegaSplatter]

They're not PashaBiceps my friend.

Can we go to the sun when it's night? And can't we go to the moon when it's night?

Canoes.

Is this even legal?

 

[SurrealSquid]

Nope. You are hereby under arrest.

Does anyone know what super sea snails taste like besides spyke?

 

[Anaru]

Yeah, he owns the cafe right near him, and sells sea snail smoothies there if you visit on February 30th

Has anyone actually found and collected one of the sea snails in kelp dome that Marie talks about on the TV sometimes?

 

[SurrealSquid]

Yup. Found one the other day and smacked it right in the opponent's faces.

So what do inklings do in Mahi-Mahi resort besides battling? It's not like they can swim.

 

[Hikaru54]

They do nothing. It's owned by the richer Jellyfishes who can swim. Just ask Jelonzo.

How do Inklings do their dishes?

 

[SurrealSquid]

Spray ink wildly all over them. Then squidbag.

How do you get out of inkopolis plaza anyway?

 

[AlphaOmegaSplatter]

You don't. IT'S A TRAP.

Do you ship it?

 

[Akamia]

USPS, UPS, or FedEx?

What am I fighting for?

 

[Hikaru54]

How do you get out of inkopolis plaza anyway?

Just wanna say something. Bluefin Depot and Saltspray Rig are only accesible via train. And the tutorial area is also outside of Inkopolis.

 

[SurrealSquid]

What am I fighting for?

Your cookies, because someone stole them?

So what exactly are the two inklings in the dark corner of walleye warehouse that Callie mentions doing? (Don't lie to us, Marie. We know perfectly well they aren't battling.)

 

[Hikaru54]

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Why do Brushes and Blasters not have their own class?

 

[AlphaOmegaSplatter]

Because SCREW THE RULES, I HAVE MONEY.

Can one be mainstream and a nerd at the same time?

 

[SurrealSquid]

Yes, that´s called a Mainnerd or maining a nerd (NEW SPLATOON WEAPON CONFIRMED)

Why does your team always go full derp mode once the enemy team gets overtime?

 

[AlphaOmegaSplatter]

Because they think the game's over.

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