Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[AlphaOmegaSplatter]

Butter it's not. (This was the name of a store brand of I can't beleive it's not butter XD)

Do you ship it?

 

[Akamia]

Yes. It's going through UPS right now.

Mentlegen?

 

[SyMag]

Pootis.

Do Inklings ever get tired of saying Woomy?

 

[SurrealSquid]

If they do, they just say ngyes until they get tired of it, and the cycle starts over. Being an inkling must be nice.

How do I turn into a squid?

 

[Cuttleshock]

You... are what you eat?

Why can't we buy vehicles in Splatoon?

 

[SurrealSquid]

As always, it´s because they´re freaking stuck in Inkopolis plaza, with nowhere to go.

How do I get out of inkopolis plaza without glitches? Help! There are no toilets here!

 

[Anaru]

Go through the sewers to onto valley to get out of Inkopolis, I don't know why people always forget about that and use a glitch

Tell me a horrible joke that will make me laugh a little just because of how bad it is

 

[Cuttleshock]

That wasn't a question.

Do birds tell each other jokes?

 

[AlphaOmegaSplatter]

To be hoo-larious

What happens when Octavio escapes the snowglobe?

 

[GoldWatson]

The snowglobe breaks.

What happens if I eat myself?

 

[SurrealSquid]

I'm sure you'd find yourself delicious, but you wouldn't be able to enjoy it for long.

How do I build a machine like the one DJ Octavio has?

 

[Akamia]

I heard you need a rubberband and a paper clip...

How many Octarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

 

[AlphaOmegaSplatter]

All of them, considering how short they are.

How long could a party squid party, if a party squid could party hard?

 

[SurrealSquid]

That depends on time, stage, the squids around the squid, weapon, mode, weather and ink concentration. But squids can party very long.

Any thoughts on the new Callie and Marie amiibos?

 

[13thGalaxy]

But what about the Cap'n's amiibo?

Why is finals week so stupid?

 

[SurrealSquid]

School aims to suck the life out of you.

What´s that guy in 13thGalaxy´s profile picture grinning at?

 

[13thGalaxy]

(That's not a guy :U)

The rising sun. She's looking directly at it.

Why does SurrealSquid keep thinking my inkling is a guy?

 

[SurrealSquid]

Because female inklings don't have ponytails in the game.

Why do all inklings look so similar?

 

[Anaru]

Because they all have literally the exact same design if they are the same gender, with the only difference being the clothes and skin/eye/hair color

Are the inklings wearing headphones while battling listening to the same music that the player hears, or something else?

 

[SurrealSquid]

They're listening to the crying of their defeated enemies to encourage themselves.

How many inklings does it take to fix a car?