Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[G1ng3rGar1]

Because marshmallows can't reach the brake

HOW DO I STOP THIS RIDE

 

[SurrealSquid]

Randomly hit it with a wrench.

Are negative numbers depressed?

 

[Cuttleshock]

Yep - they're sad because they can't find their roots (like, y'know, they don't know where they come from so they get identity crises).

Why is the technology giant named Apple and not, say, Banana?

 

[G1ng3rGar1]

Because Pear was already taken

Why did this turn into nonsense questions?

 

[SurrealSquid]

*serious answer INKOMING*
That's what this thread is about, Ginger.

What if there were sentry guns in Splatoon?

 

[Anaru]

They'd probably be able to be destroyed about as quick as a beacon so they wouldn't be that good

How can I make it cooler where I live?

 

[AlphaOmegaSplatter]

Be Elsa (I'm sorry)

How does one be good at life?

 

[⭐️Zapfish⭐️]

By being bad at death.

How do you make a paper airplane?

 

[G1ng3rGar1]

Take a piece of paper, crumple it into a ball, and do your best basketball star impression and toss it in the trash can. Then go buy a real plane.

How does one make a perfect Mary Sue

 

[⭐️Zapfish⭐️]

By having the name Mary.

Why is the sun purple when it's cloudy?

 

[Quibblingsun86]

cause I got a license for my pancake pants, and don't you tell me I don't!

Why does Sally scream about waffles so often?

 

[Smashling79]

Because she got hit by a golf ball going at 180mph.

How can my feet smell if they don't have a nose?

 

[Anaru]

Feet are literally just a giant nose with 4 nostrils

Can the person below me somehow send me the E3 demo of Zelda BotW so I can play around in the demo? I want it so much.

 

[Quibblingsun86]

Srry, I don't have your taco flavored PlayStation controllers.

Why is hype a train?

 

[SurrealSquid]

Hype is actually a type of metal, and those trains are made out of it. I think the Inkopolis express has the same material built into it.

Why are there school?

 

[Quibblingsun86]

Because summer are a plant, that only grows after school.

Why can't I English right?

 

[Smashling79]

because there is anime that is dubbed in Engrish.

Why will the trashy man protect the tower even if he is crazy?

 

[Quibblingsun86]

Because it is his rubbish tower, filled with cheddar cheese tire irons and cabbage-matos produced by sister locations.

Why do sister locations make cabbage-matos?

 

[SurrealSquid]

Because lettuce was too expensive.

How do I jump?

 

[Quibblingsun86]

First you have to train:

How do I get rekt, if rekt isn't sold in America?