Corrupt a Wish

[Cuddlefish]

Granted, but I misheard you and what you actually get is a lollypop convention.

Gonna be blunt here, I wish I had bigger boobs.

 

[Slyconrad]

wish granted, but now you have back pain because of it.

i wish i could time travel

 

[Cuddlefish]

Joke's on you, I already had back pain!

Also, granted, but you can't control your powers and you always time jump at inconvenient moments.

I wish I didn't have back pain...

 

[Pteropine]

wish granted, but now you have back pain because of it.

i wish i could time travel

Actually that's a myth... lmao

 

[Lucarii]

I wish I didn't have back pain...

Wish granted, but now you have pain everywhere else.

I wish for the user below to corrupt my wish.

 

[Cuddlefish]

Granted.

I wish I could draw.

 

[Lyka Phoxx]

Granted. But you can only draw penises like Seth from Superbad. (spoiler, sorry.)

I wish I had an adamantium skeleton.

 

[Rom-Steïn]

Granted, but it's so rigid that you can't move.

I wish...
...
...
(tries to think about something after all)
...I wish I had a loli girlfriend.
(WHY DID IT HAVE TO COME OUT ?)

 

[Pteropine]

Granted but you can't go by schools or small children for the rest of your life and you're declared a child molester and everyone avoids you and hates you congrats perv

I wish I worked as a famous Lolita brand fashion designer!

 

[ThatBerkawitzSquid]

Granted, but the clothes you design are so fashionable, they blind anyone who looks at them, so they can only be appreciated for a split second.

I wish I didn't have such terrible luck re-rolling abilities.

 

[Wonder Blue]

Granted, dude, but your Super Sea Snails will be as scarce as water in a Desert.

I wish for a Samurai Pizza Cats game made by Platinum Games.

 

[ThatBerkawitzSquid]

You know, I think my wish (and its corruption) may be coming true. I rolled two awesome sets of shoes today:
| | and | |
but I'm out of Super Sea Snails and running low on cash too. At least Splatfest is coming up this weekend :)

Anyway, granted, but Platinum is forced to co-develop the game with Big Red Button

I wish to finally know whether I am a kid or a squid. The question has haunted me for years. (What do you mean that commercial's only like 5-6 months old? Shut up!)

 

[Rom-Steïn]

Your wish is to "know" if you're a kid or a squid ? Ok.
You will know it, but then you will realize that you are both, meaning that the question was meaningless and that it meaninglessly haunted you for years.

I wish I could reforge my blade, it's becoming to lose its color a little.

 

[BlueDogXL]

Granted, but it loses its color completely.

I wish I could be an Inkling

 

[Cuddlefish]

Granted; you're the Inkling player character for your copy of Splatoon. You only exist when the game is being played, and you have no control over your own actions, you just do whatever inputs you receive from the controller.

I wish Magic The Gathering cards were more affordable.

 

[BlueDogXL]

Granted, but they all suck.
I wish I could fly and have indestructible and majestic angel wings.

 

[Zero Meddler]

Granted, but you can only fly 2 inches off of the ground.

I wish I could read minds.

 

[ThatBerkawitzSquid]

Granted, but you can only fly 2 inches off of the ground.

I wish I could read minds.

Granted, but they can also read yours

I wish the Nintendo would stop teasing and just release the Octolings already!

 

[ThatSquidYouKnow]

Granted but they cost 300 USD.

I wish I could stop typing this.

 

[Anaru]

granted, but you can never type again

I wish I had every Smash Bros. amiibo