calamaro
Inkling Fleet Admiral
- Joined
- Aug 4, 2016
- Messages
- 601
I’m starting to learn that a person’s performance in PVP does NOT correlate to their performance versus CPs. If I played half as well in PVP as I do in Salmon Run, I’d routinely find myself in the 2500+ zone.
Also, contrary to popular belief, I do not need the help of all three of my teammates to deposit eggs once I’ve lured Maws directly to the basket from the corner of the map. Any sane person would see that little bobble flying across the ground towards the basket and be like “Oh, they’ve got it covered. Let me continue with these mobs here.” but NOPE. Anyone that sees it, 9 times out of 10, will race to the basket to get in on those sweet sweet eggs to pad their results screen.
Its funny because its true.. *sigh*
I swear co-workers would splat you to get to an egg. There is plenty more out there...