Last person to comment wins!

[OnePotWonder]

I have heard rumors, but I prefer not to pry if I can help it. I imagine the situation will sort itself out one way or another.

 

[TRUE NUCKA]

I have heard rumors, but I prefer not to pry if I can help it. I imagine the situation will sort itself out one way or another.

Some of the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 **** that dirty mf said made me feel uncomfortable and also cringe at the same time because it's cringe but also a bit funny when a sex offender thinks that they are an aura master with their stupid pickup lines.

 

[OnePotWonder]

I have most definitely not been keeping up with the news on that situation.
I would prefer to remain that way. Perhaps a new topic of discussion? How about newly-nerfed Squeezer? I quite like it.

 

[TRUE NUCKA]

I have most definitely not been keeping up with the news on that situation.
I would prefer to remain that way. Perhaps a new topic of discussion? How about newly-nerfed Squeezer? I quite like it.

Idk I only played enperry dualies last season and I've somehow got to S+. I don't really know much about squeezer or any other weapons anyway.

 

[OnePotWonder]

I sometimes forget that you're a one-trick player. I plan to make a thread about it later asking everyone, but why do you enjoy or what do you find interesting about your weapon?

 

[youre_a_squib_now]

There’s no point in a thread where everyone just spams ‘e’ or ‘.’ every comment. I’m trying to keep things interesting.

the point is to try to win, and the futility of doing so.

You're just trying to WIN by forcing other people out of the thread so you can get the last comment. You can use whatever tactics you want to win though, so do what you want.

At first I thought this was his intention, and that's why I didn't object to his constant random questions (even though i found them slightly annoying). But, as he recently made clear, instead of using the questions as a strategy to win, he is trying to actively turn this thread into something it is not, a thread for random questions, ignoring the game entirely.

Perhaps we should create a random splatoon discussion thread somewhere else

The more I think about it the more I think it makes sense. It's too large of a thing for everyone to reply to in a single profile post, but too small to justify creating a thread. so there can be one thread for all of them.

 

[isaac4]

A general or random discussion thread sounds cool but I don't mind having random discussions here. It's not like this challenge is ending anytime soon so it's fun to see all the conversations that happen here and then look back on them.

 

[OnePotWonder]

That was always the intent. Last to Post Wins threads often make excellent time capsules. Especially in this case, since I’ve made sure to ask people’s opinions on patch notes throughout the thread’s existence. This should hopefully be a very interesting thread to look back on. At the very least it’ll be better than scrolling endlessly through pages of extruded keyboard smashes.

Heavy Edit Splatling; after re-reading the majority of the thread I’m beginning to think that maybe it’s not that great of a time capsule.

 

[TRUE NUCKA]

I sometimes forget that you're a one-trick player. I plan to make a thread about it later asking everyone, but why do you enjoy or what do you find interesting about your weapon?

Idk I just like killing people and then using triple splashdown as a suicide vest to kill more people. Also dodge rolling is fun.

I'm not as super invested in the game as you and I only have 165 hours in the game, so don't expect me to tell you anything that you're gonna find useful about weapons.

 

[TRUE NUCKA]

the point is to try to win, and the futility of doing so.


At first I thought this was his intention, and that's why I didn't object to his constant random questions (even though i found them slightly annoying). But, as he recently made clear, instead of using the questions as a strategy to win, he is trying to actively turn this thread into something it is not, a thread for random questions, ignoring the game entirely.


The more I think about it the more I think it makes sense. It's too large of a thing for everyone to reply to in a single profile post, but too small to justify creating a thread. so there can be one thread for all of them.

This mf is playing mind games with me rn so he can get that last comment and win. It's supposed to be confusing. A comment is a comment, ok?

 

[OnePotWonder]

I am indeed a Mind Gamer.

 

[TRUE NUCKA]

GEM HAS UNMATCHED AURA! SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING!

Please note: this post intends to raise awareness on this situation. I feel that, since a lot of squidboards users play at a very high level, they might become into contact with this individual (who is a sex offender). For real. Stay safe out there. I might have actually gone a lot further than I intended to go with this.

Jesus ****ing Christ, Gem. Me and my boys used to respect you on the streets! We used to watch you growing up! We used to look up to you as our teacher! What the **** happened happened to you, man? YouTube changed you, Gem. YouTube changed you.

What happened to thug that I used to tell my boys on the streets of Splatsville how you was my favourite splatuber out there (you actually were). Now I gotta warn them that Gem is jumping out to ****ing **** them in the *******.

Look at you, man. You used to be a man of the streets. You used to be a player. You went from being a hard-*** thug to a lousy sex offender. The fame changed you. **** squid school, you shouldn't be allowed near one. 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 mfs need to stay their *** inside.

You thought you could lecture us about Jackpot and condemn them? Did you really thought that you could give our community an explanation? Did you really think you were the bigger man in that situation? You a ****-riding fraud. I bet you loved the attention.

ProChara at least apologised for dropping n-bombs. We all moved on. But you continue to blame the victim for sexual abuse. ****-sucker, please. I'm sure Six will agree: you're a fake, a *****, an abuser. We should be putting your *** in the same boat as Jackpot, for being a woman-beater and bragging about it, thinking it gives you more aura points. Females are gonna be repelled from your *** now. Even if you come out this clean, I know you lost already.

What upsets me is that we saw you as a brother. Someone who was mature to represent the good side of this community during controversy. Name a user on here that you haven't influenced. But now we know you deal with emotions like a child. Did the girls call you ugly in high school? Did you spend hours watching porn as a teenager? Well **** it, don't take it out on women through violence. What - she was sucking your **** and you hadn't came yet? That's your fault - you spent too much time beating your meat. But I'd rather you spend time beating your meat, than beating women. When a sex offender is in charge of a school, they usually meet a sticky end.

Proof that he's lost already:

Looks like the law did something about his infinite aura points:

 

[OnePotWonder]

Can you not understand someone not wanting to get involved in a particular bit of news? We are changing the subject and not coming back around to this. Understood?

 

[TRUE NUCKA]

Can you not understand someone not wanting to get involved in a particular bit of news? We are changing the subject and not coming back around to this. Understood?

What? You aren't in charge. You don't get to decide. You're probably from America, where I can say what I want.

 

[OnePotWonder]

What? You aren't in charge. You don't get to decide. You're probably from America, where I can say what I want.

I am not, don’t assume things on the basis of thin air. But that’s really the least of the problems with this little quip of yours.

It is not only common courtesy but also common sense to not use right of free speech as an excuse for saying whatever the hell you want with zero regard for whether or not you’re making other people uncomfortable. You have posted some frankly deranged things on this post so far, not to mention your “contributions” elsewhere on the forum. When I say we’re done with a topic I don’t want to know about and nobody in the thread except you (very possibly including you) cares about discussing, you had better believe we’re done with that topic. You can quote free speech at me all you like, I have an equal right to ask you nicely to shut up, and it’d be nice if you prioritized others’ online comfort over whatever motivation you have for discussing the Gem drama.

I would like to discuss the game of Splatoon on the Splatoon forums. Not community drama, nor politics, nor your insofar horrendous taste in music. Is that too much to ask? I assume probably, but I’d love to be proven wrong.


On an unrelated note, for anyone else who actually feels like discussing things about the game, if you could replace all instances of any Splatoon 3 special with a different one, would you? And if so, which would you pick?
The most obvious choice to me would be replacing all Tenta Missiles with Crab Tanks, but I’m curious to hear others’ thoughts.

Or just post something inoffensive. That’s really all the criteria I have.

 

[Catloafman]

On an unrelated note, for anyone else who actually feels like discussing things about the game, if you could replace all instances of any Splatoon 3 special with a different one, would you? And if so, which would you pick?
The most obvious choice to me would be replacing all Tenta Missiles with Crab Tanks, but I’m curious to hear others’ thoughts.

ooh thats tricky
personally I am thinking replace ever reefslider with tri-splashdown
also on another UNRELATED note https://squidboards.com/help/terms/
I found the rules check em out we might need them

 

[OnePotWonder]

ooh thats tricky
personally I am thinking replace ever reefslider with tri-splashdown
also on another UNRELATED note https://squidboards.com/help/terms/
I found the rules check em out we might need them

Ooh, thanks! I’ve been looking for those for a while.

 

[OnePotWonder]

I also do not like reefslider. We don't really need it.

I think I'm within the rules because I every time I say a bad word it censors it, and haven't tried to get around it. For example: ****.

It's not like I attacked anyone for race or gender or whatever. But someone wants me to **** off because they don't like my taste in music, or something. I guess you could call that "demeaning someone because of their culture", but that would be unreasonable.

You don’t exactly put in an effort to self-censor. Or remain family-friendly in any other way.
And I’m simply asking for you not to discuss things nobody else wants to discuss.

 

[DzNutsKong]

Interesting question.

• Reefslider -> Kraken Royale. Big viability boost for a lot of weapons, lots of fun and unique kits would come from this compared to the mostly reference kits Kraken currently has. What's not to love?
• Killer Wail 5.1 -> Ink Storm. Would create a lot of cool synergies and overall is just way healthier for long-distance displacement.
• Tenta Missiles -> Super Chump. Unfortunately would leave two Stringers with Super Chump and the comparison isn't as apt with Ink Storm but y'know. I just think it'd be fun on a lot of the weapons they gave Missiles to.

 

[sevenleaf]

• Reefslider -> Kraken Royale. Big viability boost for a lot of weapons, lots of fun and unique kits would come from this compared to the mostly reference kits Kraken currently has. What's not to love?

seconded because every day i wake up in a reality where tetras have reefslider and not kraken and a piece of me withers away