Lol, what? Or, maybe just maybe, they grasp the concept of the game. Not everyone is absolute trash when they start. Quite the assumption you've got there.
Anyways, I've got my Pizza Queen, but I'm still not entirely content with it. I've never gotten below a +20 in ANY Splatfest. This one was just. . . so bad.
There were FAR too many games where I as a Hydra had to push to get anything done. While people with Tentateks and N-Zaps partied in the back I guess. I got my 18 Sea Snails though. I'd prefer 24, but you just gotta take what you're given. Done playing for the night. Lol, that was pretty bad.
Some people just need an excuse. ;)