Done playing for now. Got to Spongebob King, under the alias Mr. Krabs (shoutouts if you happened to play with me).
This morning was terrible, kept getting pretty lame-o teammates; course I was also using weapons I wasn't too familiar with, which didn't help. Probably the angriest I've ever gotten at the game, which is kind of sad.
I resumed my trek towards King this afternoon, and had much better results; teammates actually knew what they were doing, and I switched over to the tried and true Splattershot Jr.; also helped that Bluefin Depot only appeared around twice this time around, rather than every other match in the previous playthrough.
All-in-all, had a pretty good time. Once you remind yourself that you're playing Splatoon to have fun, and you begin to notice the more hilarious aspects of games instead of the worst aspects, you can have a great time, even when you lose.
Good games, Team Patrick, I'm wearing my pink underwear to show that there are no hard feelings.