The weirdest thing just happened.
So I decided to join team Red on my alt to see how it was.
The last match I played was on Ancho-V Games. It started out pretty normal. About one minute in, however, I noticed all of my teammates died. I carried on playing, holding off the other team. Half a minute later, and my teammates still hadn't respawned, and I thought "Did they really all disconnect?" and I Booyah'd. A few seconds later, and I got a response. I look down at the gamepad, and there's an X on spawn like someone died there, which was the source of the booyah. I was genuinely confused. Why hadn't he respawned yet? But it gets weirder. By this point, I was expecting to get overrun by the enemy team at any point, but that never happened. After splatting a few enemies, I came upon another, and when I confronted him, he randomly exploded. Then I saw pink ink appearing out of nowhere, with no sound effects. I booyah'd again, and I got another response from the X that was still on the spawnpad. Then another enemy randomly died. When I went to raise the elevator platforms to get to the enemy side, they were already raised, and they weren't falling. They were stuck on the middle, level with the second floor, and there was no ink coming from the unmoving propellers. I didn't see a teammate for the rest of the match. The squids on our team bar stayed splatted. We ended up winning. I wish I recorded it. The two bottom teammates were 0-0. My guess is that the two disconnected, and the other one somehow stayed in the match but was invisible and able to move around and shoot. It was so bizarre.
